Terms of Service

1. Doors Open: Acceptance

By walking through the metaphorical doors of Stage Left (creating an account or using the app), you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, no hard feelings — there are other apps in the sea. But none of them have skill trees, so.

2. What This Venue Is

Stage Left is a social platform for logging, rating, and reviewing live music experiences. It's your show diary, your music memory vault, your “I was there before they were famous” receipts. We provide the stage. You bring the stories.

3. Your Ticket: Account Rules

A few ground rules for getting in:

• You must be at least 13 to use Stage Left (sorry, we don't do all-ages for legal reasons)
• Keep your password secure. If someone logs in as you and rates Nickelback 5 stars, that's on you.
• One account per person. No bots, no burner accounts, no creating @KendrickLamar unless you're actually Kendrick Lamar.
• Your username can't impersonate someone else or be offensive. Keep it PG-13, like the age requirement.

4. Your Setlist: Content You Create

You own everything you post — your reviews, photos, ratings, the whole album. By posting on Stage Left, you give us permission to display it on the platform (that's… the point). But we're not going to sell your review of that one mediocre Maroon 5 show to a newspaper.

Please don't post:

• Other people's copyrighted stuff (sample responsibly, as they say)
• Spam, harassment, or hate speech (the mosh pit has rules too)
• Explicit, violent, or illegal content (we're a show app, not Reddit)
• Fake reviews designed to tank an artist's rating (don't be a hater)

5. House Rules: Don't Do This

Every venue has a list of things you can't bring inside. Here's ours:

• Don't scrape, crawl, or build a bot army to harvest our data (we see you, scalpers)
• Don't try to sneak into other users' private data (that's not backstage access, that's breaking and entering)
• Don't use Stage Left for commercial purposes without asking us first
• Don't create 47 accounts to inflate your follower count. We will judge you.
• Don't mess with the service. If you find a bug, tell us. Don't exploit it like a scalper with presale codes.

6. Artist Profiles: The Green Room

Artists can claim their profiles on Stage Left. If you claim a profile for an artist you're not actually associated with, that's a violation. Impersonating Drake will not give you Drake's show history. Or his money. Or his OVO hoodie.

7. Last Song: Termination

You can delete your account anytime from Settings. It's like walking out mid-set, except we won't boo you. Your data gets permanently removed within 30 days.

We can also suspend or ban accounts that violate these terms. Think of it as getting kicked out by security, except we're nicer about it and we'll email you first.

8. Fine Print Solo: Disclaimers

Stage Left is provided “as is.” We do our best, but we can't promise 100% uptime (even Beyoncé takes breaks between tours), perfect data accuracy, or that every feature will work flawlessly on every device. Show data is user-generated — if someone logs Nickelback as “Classical,” that's technically their right.

9. The Liability Breakdown

Stage Left and its creators (Fully Thrifted LLC) are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages from using the service. This includes but is not limited to: emotional damage from seeing your friend rate a show higher than you did, FOMO from missing a show that everyone logged, or existential crises triggered by your year-in-review stats.

10. Setlist Changes

We may update these terms occasionally. If we do, we'll update the date at the top. Continuing to use Stage Left after changes means you accept the new terms. We promise not to sneak in anything wild. No hidden tracks.

11. Encore: Contact

Questions, concerns, or just want to tell us about a sick show you saw? Hit us at hello@stageleft.app

You made it to the end of a Terms of Service document. That's more impressive than any show stat. Truly elite behavior.